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H​.​A​.​R​.​D.

by Dickless Juli

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Pick it up! Uh! I want you, to get out of my way Oh get up, get up, get out of my way Pick it up, pick it up, get out of my way Ohhhhhh, get out of my way Punch. Kick. Scream. Scratch. I can act like a rabid cat. Pick it up, pick it up, ah hahahaha. I got my own schedule, I ain’t no slob. Whoop! Time to go to bed son; but it’s only 9:30. Congress put a condom on, cuz you’re fucking me dirty. All of your freedoms are in my way. All of you are just, in my way. Eye. Hope. You. Move. So I can get on with my groove. You can’t stop me. Car vs. Pedestrian, what do you see? What is all of this shit? I’m drunk man, just trying to piss. Get out of my way. All of you are always just in my way! Move!
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¡Sharks! 02:10
No seals in sight - Usually gives me a fright, cuz I can’t see any of my friends. Something just touched my feet, I know it wasn’t no seaweed. Holy Shit! What the fuck is that!??? Ow! He bit me in half. What can I do other than laugh? I’m going to die out at sea. I’m bleeding out of my spleen, The water around me is no longer green. Look out! You’re next! Ahhhhhhhh! Oh no!
3.
Reptar Stomp 02:50
Everybody stomp around, like you were five And a big old dinosaur, taking down a hive Of honey bees, them painful stings Only hurt you when, you stop pretending Dinosaur, dinosaur, dinosaur Reptar Stomp Left foot, right foot, left foot Reptar Stomp Herbivore, Omnivore, Carnivore Reptar Stomp Left foot, right foot, left foot Reptar Stomp Wah haha huh Everybody mind surf let’s go! Looking out the window Anything can turn into a wave, especially a bank Or your driveway! Getting tree barreled all day Is only boring when, you stop pretending Dinosaur, dinosaur, dinosaur Reptar Stomp Left foot, right foot, left foot Reptar Stomp Herbivore, Omnivore, Carnivore Reptar Stomp Left foot, right foot, left foot Reptar Stomp Roof! Yeahhhhhhhh Roof roof roof!
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Oh! We got that walking bass, and its gonna slap you across the face. Would you feel disgraced? Oh! Just like you left me, after that killing spree; What was left of my dignity? Oh! You did leave me one thing; a debilitating sting. Oh I pulled the stinger out and I’m free. Everytime, opportunity knocks on my door; You’ve already opened it before. I had the chance, to get out of this trance. I don’t need you anymore. Oh! We got that walking bass, and its gonna slap you across the face. Would you feel disgraced? Oh! Just like you left me, with an inability to sleep; Self – destructive tendencies. Oh! You did leave me one thing; a debilitating sting. Oh I pulled the stinger out and I’m free! Everytime, opportunity knocks on my door; You’ve already opened it before. I had the chance, to get out of this trance. I don’t need you anymore!!! Arf! Arf! Arf! AWWWWW You’re a fucking Succubus You’re a fucking Succubus You’re a fucking Succubus A motherfucking Succubus

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H.A.R.D. - Has A Real Dick
Dickless Juli's first EP release

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released August 28, 2014

Juli Mireles: Drums and vocals
Joey Parks: Guitar, vocals, and bass (¡Sharks!)
Tyler Engel: Bass, vocals, and guitar (¡Sharks!)

Recorded at Indigital Recording Studios.
Thank you Will, Angus, Erick, and Everett

Cover photo by Tim Brown

Music and lyrics by Dickless Juli

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Dickless Juli Santa Cruz, California

we're a 3 piece peanut butter n jam surf punk band from santa cruz. We get weird.

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